kitty-latte:

radicalfruit:

a-s-d-f-g-h-j-k-l-no:

gorillamunchies:

why does this make me feel mad

Because he’s considered powerful, and she’s considered a whore.

*shots fired*

i think they were referring to the fact that thEY’RE BOTH DEFYING THE FUCKING LAWS OF GRAVITY AND THE ONE TIME I TRIED HANGING OFF A MONKEY BAR I BROKE MY NOSE

“I am the girl who prefers to spend her Friday night curled up with her pillow, reading a good novel, and I am also the girl who likes to go out on a Saturday night and dance until the DJ plays his last song. I am the girl who wants to wear beat up converses and an oversized sweatshirt, and I am also the girl who who owns over sixty dresses and too many shoes to count. Why did it become okay to say one is better than the other? Because I am all of that.”

–  (via h-auptgewinn)

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

I have a really hot waiter.

Guys he came back with my food and said, “Careful the plate is hot too.” So I asked, “too?” and hE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER THEN MADE A SIZZLING NOISE.
IM FREAKING OUT WHAT DO I DO.

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wanna know what these all say?

"suck his dick"

“if she mentions it more than once,
it’s bothering her.”

chillaxbitch  (via hefuckin)

x-q-site:

http://x-q-site.tumblr.com/

x-q-site:

http://x-q-site.tumblr.com/

halffizzbin:

colethewolf:

Scott: Allison, Allison, Allison, Allison…
Stiles: Stop.
Jackson: This fire is still not as hot as me.
Derek: My family died in a fire.

 #teen wolf #a summary

halffizzbin:

colethewolf:

Scott: Allison, Allison, Allison, Allison…

Stiles: Stop.

Jackson: This fire is still not as hot as me.

Derek: My family died in a fire.

 

thatsonofamitch:

emkaymlp:

please no halloween posts just yet. there’s still 2 months left

did someone say halloween
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crappybird:

you know you’re fucked when those late night thoughts start hitting you in the middle of the day

teasay:

10 things guys hate in bed
reasons why girls don’t like giving blowjobs

teasay:

10 things guys hate in bed

reasons why girls don’t like giving blowjobs