why does this make me feel mad
Because he’s considered powerful, and she’s considered a whore.
i think they were referring to the fact that thEY’RE BOTH DEFYING THE FUCKING LAWS OF GRAVITY AND THE ONE TIME I TRIED HANGING OFF A MONKEY BAR I BROKE MY NOSE
– (via h-auptgewinn)
I have a really hot waiter.Guys he came back with my food and said, “Careful the plate is hot too.” So I asked, “too?” and hE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER THEN MADE A SIZZLING NOISE.IM FREAKING OUT WHAT DO I DO.
wanna know what these all say?
"suck his dick"
– chillaxbitch (via hefuckin)
Scott: Allison, Allison, Allison, Allison…
Jackson: This fire is still not as hot as me.
Derek: My family died in a fire.
please no halloween posts just yet. there’s still 2 months left
did someone say halloween
you know you’re fucked when those late night thoughts start hitting you in the middle of the day
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